
When I first moved away from home my roomates and I adopted quite a few strange habits, tastes, past times if you will. One of those such habits included lounging around our living room (decorated with CDs on one wall and a "Did you just say that?" poster on the other) and read "would you rathers" out of Zobmondo! When I moved away from Logan, I shamefully threw this book into the once loved, now discarded bucket. Luckily for me and all the people that have to hang around me lately I have retrieved it! For all of you who have never heard of Zobmondo it is a small book containing hundreds of crazy choices that you and your friends must decide. It's such a laugh to see everyone ponder and squirm before they reach their final verdict. I would reccomend picking it up for a laugh around your living rooms. (Hopefully decorated more tastefully than our's was) I have decided to take the laughs to the blog. Below are some "would you rathers" of my choosing. I can't wait to hear all of your choices:
1: Would you rather- Walk around all day with a dead mouse in your butt, or a dead frog in your mouth?
2: Would you rather- Chew a mole off someone's neck, or drink a half cup of your best friend's blood?
3: Would you rather- Be on vacation with your 60-year-old parents and have your mom insist on wearing a thong bikini, or have you dad insist on wearing a tiny, euro-style bikini bathing suit?
4: Would you rather- Sweat green liquid from your pores, or fart blue smoke?
5: Would you rather- Clip a homeless stranger's disgusting toenails, or clip your own toenails and eat the clippings?
See! This is funny stuff! It's not fair to ask everyone to answer if I don't answer these myself so...
1: This one is really tough. I mean REALLY tough. I guess since having the frog in my mouth would make it difficult for me to talk, I would choose the dead mouse in my butt.
2: Geez... another sick one. I would have to choose the best friend's blood. Because a half cup you could throw down quick. And I personally do not know for certain exactly what a mole is made of. That worries me.
3: I'm going to go with my Mom in the thong on this one. I have no good reasoning except seeing that much of my Dad makes me sick just thinking about it.
4: This one is really simple for me. I am a sweater. I don't mean the cute kind you buy at Nordstroms. I mean I sweat pretty profusely pretty much all the time. Not cute. Therefore, I would rather fart blue smoke. Plus... that would be kind of funny!
5: I would rather clip a homeless person's toenails. That would be my churchly service for the rest of my life. Immediate admittance into the celestial kingdom I bet.
Well friends, there you have it. My new/old favorite game. I dare you to answer these yourself... Until next time...